I don't remember the day that I realized I had large boobs. It might be my tactless family loudly informing me during my very sensitive years. Training bras were a thing of a past and spaghetti straps was going to be paired with a white strap (the only color bra I had at the time). This awkward stage couldn't get more awkward except for the fact I literally had NUNGA NUNGAS when I had to run the perimeter of the school for Physical Education.
The most embarrassing part of my middleschool life wasn't actually in school. I was on club swimming and breathing heavily on the wall. As I was clinging on the wall hoping my coach didn't see me skip another 100m. A kid in the other lane (about 10) asked, "did you get surgery for your chest?" Needless to say, I avoided hanging out on the wall so I didn't have to talk to him anymore.
But everyone makes fun of me now. My friend Sonja dressed up as me and I dressed up as her this past weekend. Before leaving she said, "should I stuff my bra?" in true seriousness.
But these fun bags aren't always so fun to deal with!
Struggling to be one of the guys is never easy, and no one takes you seriously when you have clevage a mile long.
Recently I played a beach tournament. There was a last minute addition to the team so I sacrificed a my shirt and opted to take a different gray I owned. IT was v-neck and low cut. No need to explain, just let the pictures explain to you.
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| Oh look, a guy is sitting on a girl and killing her, oh wait HI BOOBS |
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| Whoa, I hope that dude clears over those girls. OHAI BOOBS COMING OUT OF NECK |
I will forever make turtlenecks look slutty. So here is a video to give you ideas on what to call me the next time you see me. Odds are, I'll reluctantly look at you with laser for eyes.
